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HI!!!! My Birthday is in 1 month and 2 days.. I will be 27.. Amazing really.

Ok

Alright. 

I just went and got my nails done.. 

I have really nice white french tips on my nails.. And now.. 4 hours later I feel like someone hit the tips of my fingers with a hammer.. 

But.. My Pedicure looks smokin!

Hey

I refuse to write on a blog that has no readers or commenters.. So

We are going to play a game of Hot or Not.. 

If I don't get some sort of .... Return for my investment here I am seriously going to abort the blogger and just enjoy my Facebook.. K?

Alright.. here we go.. 

BTW.. 18 hours without a cigarette makes Sarah Crabby... 

Twilight..

Last night I did a running review of the movie Twilight on my Facebook... 

I personally am one of those anti-Twilight people.. Not getting into the teeny bopper version of vampire stories.. so..  Let me see if I can put it up for you.. 

Please remember that the majority of MY statements need to be read with a slight bit of sarcasm.. 

 Me at 4:43pm April 14

" omg.. hes like.. so hot and stuff.. wow.. let me watch him walk through the lunch room...." is what bella must have been thinking.. 

Question.... Why would vampires go to school? Dont you think they would be able to find something a little more entertaining and a lot less dramatic to do?

 Michele  at 4:43pm April 14

i love that movie

 Me at 4:45pm April 14

Yeah.. Me bing the hard core sci-fi and fantasy buff that I am just cant get into the teeny bopper movie..

 Me at 4:45pm April 14

Bella.. " oh god.. he didnt come to class for like 3 days.. I am so alone and desperate and such a teenager in angst... "

 Me at 4:46pm April 14

OH NO! the "animal" attacks have started!

 Mike at 4:47pm April 14

Vampires goto school because they fail to grasp Algebra.

 Michele  at 4:48pm April 14

just turn it off!!!!

 Me at 4:48pm April 14

Or perhaps its government they have issues with.. OH NO! Bella has issues with cold wet things... HEHEHE...

 Michele  at 4:50pm April 14

oh come on.....we have all had a highschool crush

 Me at 4:51pm April 14

Cant turn it off.. I have a duty to those out there that were like me.. those that haven't seen it.. And choose not to.. To give a review so that they will not have to put themselves through the experiance.. HEHE.. My love of vampire movies dictates that there is nothing else availible that would hold even a bit of my intrest..

 Mike at 4:52pm April 14

I had a crush on a girl in highschool... but she didn't goto my highschool. She was on Baywatch!

 Me at 4:53pm April 14

hehehehehe... Hotness! the doctor is a vamp too? He looks like one.. Hmm ..

 Michele  at 4:53pm April 14

i am a huge fan of True Blood on HBO- this is just a nice tame love story- plus i read all the books

 Me at 4:55pm April 14

Oh yeah Tru Blood is the shit.. when it comes back on I will be all over that.. I love tru blood..

 Me at 4:55pm April 14

OH wait.. shes dreaming about Edward now..

 Michelei at 4:56pm April 14

sex, blood and Jason!!!!

 Michele  at 4:56pm April 14

Edward is not too bad to look at either

 Mike at 4:57pm April 14

wait... whats so crazy about that movie is how socially inept he is... just a classic example how the jerk always gets the girl!

 Michele i at 4:58pm April 14

he is not a jerk..... he is the good guy!

 Me at 4:58pm April 14

Michael... You .. You have seen this movie.. Aw.. 

BTW.. why is Edward sooo retarded? I thought vampires had like super skills..

 Mike at 4:59pm April 14

I did see it... I like the story... but not the flaws

 Michele at 4:59pm April 14

he does- just wait

 Me at 5:00pm April 14

Well I would have to say that Edward seems like he is totally socially inept..

 Mike at 5:01pm April 14

hey... your friend on here "Ivy Sampsoon" has a vampire feel...and I wish she would suck my blood!

 Me at 5:01pm April 14

" What if I'm not the hero.. What if.. I'm the bad guy." ORLY??

 Michele  at 5:02pm April 14

just hungry

 Me at 5:03pm April 14

Why dont you ask her? I bet she would gladly suck your blood! I've known Ivy since ... Middle School? She's always had an exotic feel!

 Me at 5:04pm April 14

Oh so wait.. Later on the tribe in the area turns into ... hmmm... werewolves?

 Michele at 5:05pm April 14

not werewolves, just really large wolves

  Me at 5:06pm April 14

Ohhh.. and the bad vampire group enters.. The plot thickens..

 Me at 5:10pm April 14

Awww.. he saved her..

 Me at 5:11pm April 14

and he wont eat dinner..

 Me at 5:13pm April 14

" I can read everyone's mind but your's.. " awwwwwwwwww

 Me at 5:15pm April 14

his hand is cold.. DO DO DO... He's got to be a.... Hmmmmm... VAMPIRE?

 Me at 5:19pm April 14

Squeezle the cat is slowly tracking an ant across the floor.. She's gonna eat it.. Just like I am sure Edward will eat Bella! muahahah

 Me at 5:20pm April 14

Confirmation that Edward is in fact a Vampire.. and Bella is NOT scared..

 Me at 5:21pm April 14

what does he look like in the sunlight???

 Me at 5:22pm April 14

oh nifty trick.. he reflects light in a funny way.. and she thinks its pretty..

 Me at 5:23pm April 14

he is kinda throwing a little bitch fit to prove hes dangerous to her.. Interesting.

 Me at 5:36pm April 14

Edwards family is actually well put together.. I have to say the movie isen't as bad as I thought it would be.

 Me at 5:46pm April 14

vampires playing baseball eh?

 ME at 5:47pm April 14

I have to admit.. the baseball is making me chuckle a little..

 Me at 5:48pm April 14

Here come the outsider vampires..

 Me at 6:10pm April 14

And...she isen't dead. Nice job. Movie wasn't as bad as anticipated.. wasn't great but didn't make me hurl chunks.. I give it a 2 1/2 out of 5

 Croaker at 7:45pm April 14

the movie totally suck, no pun intended for a vampire movie! "oh aren't they so sparkley!

 ME at 8:56pm April 14

it wasent as bad as I had anticipated.. the sparkly vampires was totally gay but the basic parts of the movie werent bad

Read about my new apartment....

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/canton-mi/TDECSST135EV14JOD

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/182040/update_on_the_ashley_ann_pierce_investigation.html?cat=49

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/22342

http://www.journalgroup.com/Canton/3473/police-identify-victim-in-death-investigation

Thats where I now live.. 

Yes.. In THAT apartment.

Enjoy!

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I Know I am a Dork..

My facination with Mac programming continues as my threshold for frustration with XP mounts. I have, with the help of some very specialized programs, adjusted my sad laptop to a thing of wonder.. Really.

It now looks like a XP/Vista/Mac Os hybrid.. 

Kinda.. 

It's still running off of XP.. But has a Vista like start menu and the dock and desktop widgets like a mac..

What do you think?